To put things simply, I do not deserve to exist, but do anyways.
Well, for some reason I thought it was a good idea to make an entire page deticaded to me since this is supposed to be like a portfolio type geocities page, but there's just one problem: I'm bland as hell
So I figure if I've got this page made and linked on every other page I've made so far, I'll just spout some really basic information about myself.
MY name is [REDACTED], but that name is stupid, and hopefully I never have to share it with the world. I got the name SouthPaw in middleschool because I'm left handed, and most games refer to left handed controls to southpaw. Clearly, my friends were very creative. I'm not sure where Bitchass McGrass came from, I'm convinced I made it up myself, but that one stuck as well.
I have some very basic interests. I'm a huge videogame dweeb, especially older games from the 1980's to early 2000's. I like messing around making Doom mods, but I've also made some very light rom hacks in the past. Maybe if I find some old ones that are worth sharing, I can make a new page with a bunch of downloads to them so you can try them out. Same for all the games I've developed on my own. I'd love to become a game developer, but I don't think I have eough talent to finish a game, or even a worthwhile demo.
I'm also into making videos, from small five second skits for my snapchat, to trying to make full movies with my friends. Again, not many are really GOOD by any sense of the word, but I've psted some of the more okayish ones on my YouTube. I only upload once every four to five months though, but I'd love to start making more videos.
Airsoft is another interest, but usually whenever I mention it, people always assume that I'm into milsim or get REALLY into it. I mean, going to official games and having a full loadout sounds interesting, but I just really like guns. It's the perfect mix, really. If you get shot, it hurts like hell, but there's no real penalty, so if you make sure everyone is wearing some form of glasses, and that everyone in the area knows it's airsoft, you can still be as irresponsible as you want with them. They also help with film making, since you can easily spraypaint the orange tip close to the color of the rest of the gun, and it's easy to add some fake scratch marks with silver paint to make it look realistic, all you'd have to do is add the muzzle flash and sound effects in editing.
I'm also obsessed with the early 2000's aesthetic, especially older websites, like the one you're browsing right now. Some of my happiest memories are from that period of time, looking back and seeing how nice the suburbs were, the great shows on TV, and the internet was still new, with user created sites to explore. A place to express creativity, rather than the soft, unoriginal interfaces of modern social media that keeps people begging for likes and interaction with their posts. Hopefully more people can follow in my footsteps and post their own site like this, or make an even better one.
Actually, now that I think about it, I'm best summed up as a rejcted character from a Disney channel original movie, for being too vulgar and too bad of a person.
There's not much else to say, really. I'm just a wreckless dumbass who enjoys making others laugh, usually at my own expense since it's easiest that way. I know I'm still cringe as fuck, and probably will be forever, but as long as someone gets a little bit of enjoyment out of what I do, I'll be happy.